Size Is Everything (MSR Videos)
Release Year: 2000
Studio: MSR Videos
Cast: Alex Wilcox, Max Grand, Patrick Allen, Sam Crockett, Sam Dixon, Trenton Comeaux, York Powers
Video language: English
If you believe the tourist
Web sites, "With over 300 days of sunshine every year, there's always something fun to do in
Big Bear." And while the title may conjure up some ursine fantasyland, this video has more to do with the porcine members of the animal kingdom. I prefer to think of it as Pig
Boys Take a Holiday.
As we see from the start, this movie ain't about the scenery. Alex Wilcox has little interest in the outdoor
hot tub.
He's quite content bringing Patrick Allen inside and porking
him right there on the dining room table. Wilcox has a great build, a
hot rod and a cool dimple in
his chin. Too much time is spent with Allen sucking Wilcox from every angle imaginable. (Even I started to get neck cramps.) Much of Allen's bone is hidden in
his fist, but what
he lacks in
cock he makes up for with a money shot, fraught with meaning.
Okay, so what I really want to know, is, where do I apply for Allen's job?
First Wilcox and now York Powers and Sam Dixon, who interrupt
his snow shoveling. (When is a
boy to get
his chores done?) The rod-fest moves indoors, out of the cold with some
hot tongue-sucking from Powers and Dixon. Dixon's sinewy
ass contracts as
he plows Allen with long, deliberate strokes. We also get a very close shot of Allen's raw hole. All three
squirt, but Powers makes more noise and not a lot of jizz.
When Trenton Comeaux can't sleep,
he decides that a yank with buddies Sam Crockett and Max Grand might
help. (I've always had luck with
hot cocoa, but hey, if it works!) There's a
hot pileup on the bed as the trio rub their dry cocks into each other's hairy butt holes. Crockett and Grand both get a turn plowing Comeaux's hole. I would have liked to have seen a little more of Comeaux's uncut rod, but, hey that's a me thing.
Finally, to prove it wasn't all work and no
play, the pig
boys frolic in the snow before the final scene. Later, probably when Allen and Wilcox finally get back to shoveling those damn steps, Grand, Dixon, Crockett, Comeaux and York gather in the living room for a
Big Bear Country Buffet of rimming,
fucking, sucking, licking and mashed potatoes. (Wait, the mashed potatoes are a different country buffet. Sorry.) Crockett saves the day by being the total bossy pig of this movie, making everyone come on
his rippled torso. Comeaux makes my year by giving the
best cum shot I've seen in a long time.
For fans of other MSR videos, this vacation adventure may be a little tame, especially if you like the backroom antics of, say, Comeaux in
Deeper Throat or Will Clark in Prowl 2. But it is April in
Big Bear, so, there is always a wild flower walk or waiting for the golf course to open.
Format: mp4
Duration: 1:21:45
Video: 624x480, AVC (H.264), 1848kbps
Audio: 123kbps
File size: 1.2 GB
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