Wet & Wild
Cast: Michael Findlay, Judy Angel, Carol Connors, John Holmes, Ruthann Lott, Orrin North
Duration: 00:52:53
Description: A lot of ink has been spilled discussing the filth-laden career of Michael Findlay. Here's a rare chance to see one of
his hardcore features. Twisted scenarios are Findlay's trademark. Wet & Wild is no exception.We open with
his camera prowling 42nd Street. It's like traveling back in time, before the sacred Deuce was defanged by greedy politicians and Disney. Rows of lit-up marquees, peepshows, X-rated theatres and nudie bars bring a lump to the
throat. (Snuff is shown playing at the National!) In a Times Square grindhouse, a ski-masked
sex fiend, brandishing a .38 caliber pistol, busts into the projection booth.
He forces the projectionist to run porno flicks. We're taken on a
foot-to-the-floorboards ride on a sexual safari through New York City's gutter. ("A steamy, seedy jungle of unfettered
sex!") Screamingly demented narration accompanies sperm-tossing stroke footage.We visit a haven for hookers called The Camelot (
Cum-a-lot is more apt). "Hundreds of rooms. Hundreds of groaning beds." As a vacant-eyed
woman plays with herself the voice-over explains, "A typical Camelot apartment, with garish Castro-Convertible furniture and a bizarre-looking
girl with a brown, wooden banana who's been told by a customer to shove it up
her not-so-dainty twat."The film roars along with slurping and slamming galore. The narrator sounds like Ron Popeil ("
She'll
fuck it!
She'll suck it!
She'll twist it and jerk it till it's blue!"). We
watch some fun-loving
lesbians at the Peek and Pay. ("Two underage nymphettes whose taste in
underwear is
pretty good.") It ends with a
cum-filled orgy run by "Pete the Pimp".All these scenes are watched by the
sex-mad psycho. Apparently
he didn't get off on this "Pandora's Palace of pounding pricks and pulsating pussies." It ends with the projectionist's bullet-ridden body slumped against a poster of Olga's House of Shame! This is a Michael Findlay film. You expected a happy ending?!
Size: 699.9 MB
HD video type: 528p
Video format: AVI
Video: 704x528 (4:3), 29.970 fps, MPEG-4 Visual
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