The Dicks Of Hazzard
Studio: Eon Films
Dick Boys Bo (Brent Summers) and Luke (Brant Moore) are the horny heroes of The Dicks of Hazzard, a parody that won
Best Gay Feature Film for 2007 at the VOD Awards. It's no surprise this movie is popular, with
hot guys having the kind of
sex that many of us dreamed about having with them Dukes from the original series!
Bo tends to
his moonshine and finds that it makes good lube for
masturbation. When Deputy Roscoe (Marc Sterling) catches Bo with the moonshine, Bo offers to
fuck him in order to stay out of jail. How could Roscoe resist such a
beautiful blond? They suck each other before Bo mounts Roscoe's
hard cock for a quickie. Roscoe arrests Bo anyway, but Bo escapes.
Meanwhile, Luke visits
his sexy farmhand lover (Jayden Holloway). Gripped by lust, they don't seem to mind the scratchy hay against their skin. These two are clearly
enjoying each other, judging by the passion in their kisses, and it makes for one of the
best scenes. The farmhand's pa gets home and sees Luke running out the back of the shed, but that sneaky
Dick boy manages to get away.
Get ready for a sexier, younger Jizzy
Dick (Adam Faust), who's irresistible even to Boss
Cock (Caleb Carter) with
his pierced nipples peeking out from under
his overalls. Boss
Cock says that
his officers are searching the land for a moonshine still, but Jizzy can keep
his land if
he sucks
Cock's
cock. Jizzy also eats
his Georgia peach and
fucks him, but it's not enough to keep Boss
Cock from living up to
his name and arresting Jizzy when
he hears the news from Roscoe.
Daisy
Dick (Miss Reba Rose Rau) is a waitress in a pool hall where some good ol'
boys decide to have a threeway on the pool table. It has nothing to do with the story, but you aren't
watching this for a plot anyway, right? These are three
hot country
boys succumbing to their lust and there isn't much hotter than that. Afterward, Roscoe shows up looking for the
Dick boys and Daisy. The pool hall trio throws
him off the scent, but the Dicks are all hiding in the back room and they hear it all. They devise a plan to spring Jizzy from jail that involves Bo and Luke leading Roscoe on a chase.
Excited by their getaway, Bo and Luke remember that they aren't related, so they can
fuck.
First there is some
hot foreplay and then Luke pounds Bo up against a water tower.
Watching these angelically
beautiful young men going at each other in the outdoors is the highlight of the movie.
In the jailhouse, Jizzy is trying to reach for the keys that Penis (Tyler Mason) keeps on
his belt, but when caught,
he has to pretend
he was reaching for
his cock. Penis jumps at the opportunity and is soon sucking Jizzy's
cock in the cell before getting
his tight cop
ass nailed. They both blow huge loads. Soon Daisy arrives to
help Jizzy escape and they get Penis to tell them Boss
Cock has been planning to try and claim the land at a public hearing while all the Dicks are in jail. Jizzy apologetically knocks Penis out and swaps clothes with
him.
Boss
Cock and Roscoe arrive at the jail and are fooled into thinking that Penis is Jizzy. They find the lube that Daisy put there and decide to use it. Roscoe sucks Boss
Cock's
dick and
fucks his ass, and it's only when the condom comes off and Boss
Cock tries to lick off the lube that they discover they've been duped. Daisy gets photographic evidence of their tryst, so they'll hopefully never try anything like this again.
The Dicks arrive at the hearing before Boss
Cock and
his officers can extricate themselves, so the judge (Kyle Aames) declares in favor of Jizzy. They celebrate with a spontaneous orgy, yee-haw!
Format: mp4
Duration: 1:36:48
Video: 720x480, AVC (H.264), 1467kbps
Audio: 148kbps
File size: 1.1 GB
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