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The Nurses - Terry Sullivan (uncredited)

Description: So THE NURSES was made for a tiny audience, hence on a low-budget. What is striking, however, is that it plays like a real film, albeit a very poor one. It does not resemble the hundreds of "1-day wonders" one sees in video reissues stemming from the 1970-71 early days of porn. Same team made a followup for Sherpix called YOUNG STARLETS, which I'm anxious to see, expecting pretty much more of the same.
I'm reviewing the DVD-R issue from Something Weird; more recently it has been revived on DVD in a "Naughty Nurses" double feature from After Hours Cinema.
Set in a hospital, film is a series of vignettes with very little carry-through storyline. While played straight (most of the cast can't act worth a lick, hired for other reasons), many scenes are conceived on the level of a burlesque sketch, as in the opener of a poor schmo ordered to deliver a semen specimen, and getting the pretty femme lab assistant in the next room to "help out".
Problem of course is that lack of talent, both behind and in front of the camera, results in unfunny episodes. Sure, you can see where the joke is intended, but only groans are possible. Some of the women are marginally good-looking, but none of the stunning beauties from the softcore era nor the striking good-lookers like Suzanne Fields and Rene Bond from the XXX days are present. The guys are strictly no-namers too, and unusually hairy (all-over), perhaps a turn-on for some fetishist but hardly what proved to be successful in porn.
Though made for slightly wider release than a storefront movie, THE NURSES is still technically crude, with the loud sound of the camera motor evident in many scenes. It is not very arousing either, as in one slo-mo ejaculation closeup that comes off as comical. Even the lesbian scene by one aggressive Head Nurse Flanders lacks the usually sensual overtones that were standard in such scenes during the softcore heyday.
A couple of kinky scenes left me cold. In one, a young nurse applies an enema to her patient, while simultaneously having intercourse with him. Another extended gynecological exam has all the demerits of the soon-to-be overdone "gynecological closeups" approach to porn, without any of the pluses. Both scenes come off as literally clinical.
Overall THE NURSES shows filmmakers fumbling around seeking a new art form, awaiting the arrival of auteurs like Gerard Damiano with his great cameraman Joao Fernandes to show them how it's done.





Video: 694x464 (4:3), 29.970 fps, AVC
Format: Matroska
Duration: 01:10:17
FileSize: 1.2 GB



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The Ribald Tales of Canterbury / Canterbury Tales

Cast: Hyapatia Lee, Colleen Brennan, Debra Lynn, Cheri Janvier, Beverly Bliss, Petite Luv, Mike Horner, Peter North, Bud Lee, Page Turner, Stevie Taylor, Marc Wallice, Josephine Carrington, Buffy Davis, F.M. Bradley, Jon Martin, Jesse Eastern, Tom Martino.

Description: In Days of Old When Knights Were Bold, and Lusty Ladies Were Bawdy... You'll Find This Tale of Canterbury is Definitely Very Naughty!
Hyapatia Lee is your hostess in the most erotic version of Geoffrey Chaucer's 13th century classic you'll ever see! The sets are fabulous, the costumes sensational, and the sex is hotter than HOT. Join in the lusty merriment as a group of pilgrims recounts one ribald tale after another on their way to Canterbury.
First there's the classic "Miller's Tale," where a miserly miller cheats two students (Jon Martin & Peter North) until the miller's wife (Stevie Taylor) and daughter (Page Turner) repay the boys with a piston-pumping daisy chain. Playing a gypsy, Hyapatia has a sizzling girl-girl encounters with his wife of Bath (Colleen Brennan), while later she inflames the crystal balls on the two gypsy studs!
There are many, many more Ribald Tales of Canterbury. And as our lusty travelers reach their final destination, the romantic air of their journey lingers on to become a reality!



Video: 704x528 (4:3), 23.976 fps, MPEG-4 Visual
Format: AVI
Duration: 01:28:38
FileSize: 1.42 GB



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The Seduction of Cindy

Cast: Seka, Cindy, Jerome Carter, Michael, Veronica Hart, Jennifer

Description: Seka and Veronica Hart come together! Seka, the Platinum Princess. Veronica Hart, Queen of the sophisticated sex. Two of the great names in XXX films come together - and we mean come- as they dive deep into the swing scene and only come up for air!



Video: 720x480 (16:9), 23.976 fps, AVC
Format: MPEG-4
Duration: 01:20:41
FileSize: 848.2 MB



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The Slut / (Henri Pachard, Video Teresa Orlowski)

Cast: Alicia Monet, Denise Connors, Ona Z, Megan Leigh, Renee Morgan

Description: She's rich... she's horny... she thinks she's Mae West. Alicia Monet plays her best character ever -- a foul-mouthed, offensive and sexy slut who's very funny and intensely hot. She's the type of girl who gets excited when her girlfriend calls her to tell her she's founded the biggest penis ever. Her mother sets her up with three guys at once. She'll have sex six times a day... with Ona Zee, with Robert Bullock, with Shauna McCullough. This erotic little star vehicle features the ever-improving Monet and a very good-looking cast. Straightforward direction from Henri Pachard and lots of good sex make this a winner. Nice packaging.



Video: 720x576 (4:3), 29.970 fps, MPEG-4 Visual
Format: AVI
Duration: 01:16:32
FileSize: 898.8 MB



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Thoroughly modern Mary-Magdelene (Alain Payet, Luxe Video)

Description: Most of the film is a flashback from failed suicide Marie-Madeleine's hospital bed.
Marie-Madeleine (Corrine Lemoine) is an assistant in a lingerie shop where the manager charges male customers to view the ladies' changing rooms through a two-way mirror. Another assistant, Mandarine, is not averse to putting on a lesbian show with female customers, but Marie-Madeleine objects strongly when a male customer tries it on with her. However, she later meets Richard Lemieuvre in a bar and has a one-night stand with him. She wakes up alone to find some bank notes on her dressing table.
One of her customers had been a prostitute and she later meets her in a café. She admits to having been glad of the money and her former customer introduces her to a madame. She is then drawn into the life of a prostitute, though she has feelings of guilt about this career, especially as she receives little respect from her clients. This culminates in her attendance at a sex party with Richard Lemieuvre who reveals that she is a prostitute and where she is then gang-raped.
Hence she ends up with bandaged wrists in a hospital bed, but the words of her doctor seem to give her a more optimistic outlook.



Video: 640x480 (4:3), 25.000 fps, MPEG-4 Visual
Format: AVI
Duration: 01:26:00
FileSize: 1.28 GB



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Tori Welles Exposed

Cast: Erica Boyer, Mandi Wine, Porsche Lynn, Tami Monroe, Victoria Paris

Description: Paparazzi Unveil Torrid Tori's Shameful Secrets!
The mindboggling sexual encounters of luscious Tori Welles are guaranteed to leave you gasping! She's "exposed" like you've never seen her... and you're going to love it in the original sex-tape scandal!



Video: 480x352 (4:3), 23.976 fps, VC-1
Format: Windows Media
Duration: 01:08:07
FileSize: 361.6 MB



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Tracy Takes Paris / (John T. Bone, Vantage)

Cast: Tracey Adams, Amber Lynn, Angel Kelly, Alexa Parks, Eric Edwards, Francois Papillon, Peter North, Scott Irish, Viper, Cleo

Description: Sexy Amber Lynn can't keep it up- the profit margin that is- at her exclusive travel agency. Since Tracy has a sweet tongue for French bon-bon's, she takes Paris. With Tracy's French romance, she will take you around the world in more than one way!



Video: 700x576 (1.215), 29.970 fps, AVC
Format: Matroska
Duration: 01:16:05
FileSize: 1.43 GB



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Treasure Chest / (Jack Genero, Gourmet Video)

Cast: Angel West, Christy Canyon, Heather Wayne, Pamela Jennings, Susan Hart, Greg Rome, Tony Montana, Ron Jeremy

Description: Overspilling with a bounty of erotic delights...





Video: 720x480 (3:2), 29.970 fps, MPEG-4 Visual
Format: AVI
Duration: 01:23:10
FileSize: 831.8 MB



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True Love / (Judy Blue, Vivid)

Cast: Barbara Dare, Jacqueline, April West, Debi Diamond, Claire Tyler, Eric Price, Bret True

Description: Meet Jessica (Ava Vincent), a sweet beautiful woman with a lot going for her, including a handsome and caring boyfriend. Meet Andy (Steven St. Croix), Jessica's best friend, attractive in his own right, but who seems to be cursed with always being dumped by girls only to be told: "You're a really nice guy, let's be friends." Determined to find the woman of his dreams, Andy decides no more Mr. Nice guy, since it seems that most women want dicks and not "nice" guys for boyfriends and heads out into the world to find his true love. What Andy soon discovers though is that being true to who you are, will lead you in the right direction and where you least expect it, you just might find that true love was right in front of you the whole time. True Love, love can be found in the most unlikely places



Video: 638x480 (4:3), 29.970 fps, VP6
Format: Flash Video
Duration: 01:15:06
FileSize: 453.7 MB



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