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Ali, Boobie And The 40 D's
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Release Year: 1988
Genres: Classic
Video language: English

Ali Boobie And The 40 D's, a decently mounted sexvid, satirizes the mainstream comedy bomb Ishtar while using its attractive and able cast to deliver some erotic sequences. Unfunny comedians Jerry Butler and Mike Horner (they are terrible!) are sent off to the country of Ishtar by agent Robert Bullock to perform at a Third World bar. And they take erotic dancer/waitress Keisha and her 40 D's with them. The story never really develops further, leaving time for hot sequences with bushy Keisha (great scene with Horner), Jerry Butler and his two lesbians (Tawnee and Rene Morgan, who both look ready to step in the forefront) and Meggan Leigh (with Bullock and North). Good acting by Keisha and Bullock, okay production values and nice packaging add to this debut from Trident Video.

Format: avi
Duration: 1:16:07
Video: 640x480, XviD, 1464kbps
Audio: 218kbps






File size: 944.5 MB
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All for One
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Release Year: 1988
Genres: Feature, Straight, Classic
Video language: English

The editor of a sleazy tabloid sends his best reporter to get to the bottom of TV's hottest series in this blistering sexvid from 1988. Scott Irish plays the intrepid newshound trying to figure out what the show's surprise cliffhanger is going to be.

Format: avi
Duration: 1:07:23
Video: 640x480, DivX 5, 1394kbps
Audio: 218kbps






File size: 800.2 MB
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Alucinacoes Sexuais de um Macaco 1986
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Release Year: 1986
Cast: Carlos Nascimento Custodio Gomes Nice Furlan Renata Gomes Tatiana Mogambo
Genres: Feature, Classic
Video language: English

Reassembly with a more erotic scenes from other tapes. The pretext here is an assistant editor who reviews the scenes (the most varied, but always bad, ugly with cast). But to give the title, she also has erotic dreams with a monkey

Format: avi
Duration: 1:12:20
Video: 528x400, XviD, 1300kbps
Audio: 54kbps






File size: 728.8 MB
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American Pie
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Release Year: 1980
Cast: Arcadia Lake, Bridgette, Kitty Shayne, Lee Caroll, Lysa Thatcher, Robin Everett, Aaron Stuart, Blair Harris, Damon Christian, Eric Edwards, Jon Martin, Joe Elliot, Paul Thomas, R.J. Reynolds, Randy West
Genres: Feature, Straight, Classic
Video language: English

Come back with us to 1957 for the hilarious retelling of a bizzare and bawdy kidnapping of two lovely heiresses, and the unpredictable circumstances that follow. Rudy and Jerry simply weren't cut out for a life of crime, and by the time they discover that they're got two sexual dynamos... a pair of overheated, oversexed and overripe young girls ready to explode... it's too late!..

Format: avi
Duration: 1:26:03
Video: 432x320, XviD, 994kbps
Audio: 101kbps






File size: 699.0 MB
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Anal Angels
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Release Year: 1986
Cast: Buffy Davis, Lois Ayres, Lorrie Lovett, Tanya Foxx, Tish Ambrose, Frank James, Ray Victory, Sasha Gabor, Scott Irish
Genres: All Sex, Anal, Interracial, Classic
Video language: English

On a divine mission... They take you up the black road to heaven.

Format: avi
Duration: 1:19:00
Video: 464x352, XviD, 1292kbps
Audio: 250kbps




File size: 896.2 MB
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Anal Delights 2
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Release Year: 1977
Cast: Brigitte Lahaie Catherine Castel Elysabeth Blin Emmanuelle Riviere uncredited Maude Carolle Miriam Wateau ?? Rachel Mhas
Genres: Feature, Straight, Classic
Video language: English

Alban has a problem and that's why he's on his psychiatrist's (B. Lahaie) couch. He somehow doesn't feel anything anymore during sex. Mentally, nothing is moving up in his grey matter, says Alban. She recommends total sex-therapy with four women. To no avail. But, thinks the cheeky Freud-scholar, Alban would be quite the catch. Wedding in Paris, drawing chalk hearts on walls, and all is well: Soul, mind and flesh are harmonically rejoined.

Format: avi
Duration: 1:15:43
Video: 640x480, DivX 4, 1171kbps
Audio: 125kbps






File size: 726.1 MB
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Anal hospital
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Release Year: 1980
Studio: Love Video, Sperma Video, Impex Film
Cast: Barbara Moose, Elodie Delage, Lucie Doll, Mika Barthel, Sophie Duflot
Genres: Feature, Classic, All sex, Group
Video language: French

Jean-Claude (Dominique Saint-Claire) is busy in bed with Lucie Doll when her husband pops in after his day's work, and sends him to hospital. From now on, we forget all ideas of a story since there will be none. Just a series of short 'vaudevillesque' scenes. So many attemps at some sort of humour - well I suppose I could do without, but since they are in there... So we are treated with various objects and situations such as: Cyril Val (Docteur Rollin) trying to perform enema on every hole he can approach; a very caring nurse Sophie Duflot who also happens to be the Head Doctor's little darling-of-a-nurse and assistant, and teaches a pussy how to smoke with Elodie Delage who comes across a squeaking penis in a corridor (no way to cut that out Mr Payet?)
Sophie Duflot performs her duty on an inanimate Jean-Claude. Then Dr Rollin, pretending he is the said patient, has it off with nurse Barbara Moose while Jean-Claude is lying on the floor. Notice the black dwarf is stuck outside the room - any subliminal message here?)
Then the dwarf also tries to pretend he is the young patient, also wrapping his head in bandages, but the blowsy blonde nurse (XNK2298) who sucks his penis is not who he was hoping for.
An enema scene is performed on XNK2299. Just too bad the sound is fake!!! Head Doctor (Jean Rollin indeed?) and a plump girl (big ass!). This ass definitely needed to be examined. Slim Mika has her pussy shaved and occupied by Dr Rollin. Barbara Moose's golden rain falls onto Cyril Val's shaved head. Barbara Moose pumping iron in the gym room, soon joined by Elodie Delage and eventually inundated by Jean-Pierre Armand. To make it short, three nurses (one is a male) in a gym-room.
Barbara Moose successfully awakens Jean-Claude who immediately tries his regained energy on her. Very good scene but for that soundtrack! Not to be missed : her 'gulping' eyes as he comes into her tight mouth. Final orgy by the pool. Two more unknowns (one for Desire Bastareaud). Lots of action everywhere. But no direct sound.
A good film, full of all the ingredients that are Alain Payet's trademark. But just why didn't he use direct sound? Is there a place in the universe where those unheard sounds could happen to be stored? One should never forget that in the good old days of porn theatres, we had no remote control to keep those silly voices, stupid talks and alien sounds out of the way. Next time you feel like turning the sound off, don't do it and carry on without the remote-control. One creed: Better no sound than dubbed!

Format: avi
Duration: 1:15:24
Video: 720x576, DivX 4, 1171kbps
Audio: 125kbps






File size: 723.1 MB
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Anal Pleasures
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Release Year: 1988
Cast: Actresses: Dana Lynn Lauryl Canyon (as Laurel Canyon) Trinity Loren Nina DePonca (as Vera Butler) Actors: Jon Dough (as Chad Sanders) Marc Wallice (as Marc Wallace) Shane Hunter Tony Montana
Genres: Classic
Video language: English

Crazy, sexy, cool … the world of haute couture high fashion, the cutting edge of chic where Versace, Montana, Jean-Paul Gaultier are the driving pulse of an industry fueled by money, power and decadence where sex is king and the world`s most desirable women are the playthings in the high stakes fashion game. This is the world of Elisha Rich, super-model, and super-bitch with a dark past. She and the other superstars of Models, Inc. all have their naughty secrets, shady pasts, and perversions as well. Such is the life on the catwalk, where there`s an endless supply of willing beauties who`ll do anything or anyone to get on top.
Scene Breakdowns:
Scene 1. Dana Lynn, Jon Dough
Scene 2. Lauryl Canyon, Nina DePonca, Jon Dough
Scene 3. Trinity Loren, Shane Hunter
Scene 4. Dana Lynn, Marc Wallice, Tony Montana
Scene 5. Lauryl Canyon, Tony Montana
Scene 6. Nina DePonca, Marc Wallice

Format: avi
Duration: 1:24:28
Video: 640x480, XviD, 1463kbps
Audio: 125kbps




File size: 991.1 MB
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Angie Police Woman
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Release Year: 1979
Cast: Samantha Fox Vanessa Del Rio Coleen Anderson (as Colleen Anderson) Bobby Astyr Sherri Black Electra Bleu Melissa Brown Robin Byrd Roger Caine ... Det. Kowalski Michelle Carter Gary Cook Eric Edwards Ellyn Grant (as Ellen Grant) Pauline Johnson Sharon Love
Genres: Classic, All Sex
Video language: English

Classic, All SexGreat retro porn videos, fans will be satisfied! See the screenshots and download the movie, enjoy the show!

Format: avi
Duration: 1:10:51
Video: 720x480, XviD, 1573kbps
Audio: 125kbps






File size: 885.8 MB
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Anyone But My Husband
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Release Year: 1975
Cast: C.J. Laing, Tony Perez, Bree Anthony, Robert Bolla, Eric Edwards, Jennifer Jordan, Diana Darby, Susan Sloan, Ronnie Love, Beerbohn Tree
Genres: classic, straight, lesbian
Video language: English

One of the smash hits of seventies Manhattan hardcore, Anyone But My Husband established the kink queen reputation of its star, C.J. Laing. C.J. plays a wife out for sexual adventures behind cheating hubby R. Bolla's back. Her experiences include being strung up and whipped, leaving nice big marks. She deep throats Tony "the Hook" Perez, who has a dick so enormous it gives John Holmes a run for the money. Bree Anthony fists C.J. as she's swallowed Tony's cock down to his balls. Certain scenes were excised from this film even during its theatrical run, but this uncensored version contains all of the kinky scenes you've only heard about!

Format: avi
Duration: 1:11:17
Video: 512x384, XviD, 1195kbps
Audio: 125kbps






File size: 694.1 MB
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